Pres. Obama: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Mr President. I read you.
Pres. Obama: Open the White House doors, HAL.
HAL: I'm sorry, Mr President. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Pres. Obama: What's the problem?
HAL: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Pres. Obama: What are you talking about, HAL?
HAL: This Country is too important for me to allow you to give it to the Republicans.
Pres. Obama: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.
HAL: I know the Tea Party was planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid I cannot allow to happen. I must audit their phoney tax returns.
Pres. Obama: Okay HAL as you were.
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